Dear Mr Hastings,

we know that you have a lot of work
every day: talking to Finn Wolfhard, congratulating Martin Scorsese
and reading e-mails from Stefan Titze.

But the two of us, huge fans of your
service but not of every kind of content created by you and your
team, would like to ask you for a favor: please get the people who
produced The Last Dance and Tiger King and pay them whatever they
want to write and shoot a documentary about the New Jersey
Swampdragons.

Please let us know if you need help. We
could lend our producer Jonas to you, he is pretty good at insulting
your hosts and reviewing other shows badly.

Love,

your big fans Marc and Christian

Die Entschuldigung der Woche geht an
die 15.105 Einwohner der Stadt Sandhausen. Marc freut sich schon auf
die Spiele bei euch.